17 January 2008

the bird. the birds

a friend sent me this delightful account via sms. an actual incident which happened in an all girls' SAP school right here in Singapore. I laughed so hard, trying to imagine the horrified looks on both teachers and students and the omnious grin that all this may just be an omen... a pure spectre sent by mother nature...the laws of nature unfurled for all to see...hehehe...

dear coo-coo pigeons...screeching crows...screaming girls...aghast teachers...glam and grandeur of founder's day...civility, order, ceremonial pomp. feather flap and the ascent to truth, the elegance of flight. then sudden mayhem and murder. aerial attack on the loose...shredded feathers, talons and bayonet beaks, barely-visible drops of blood plus one clumsy knockout...poop...bird... die... die...bombakbom....diedie...liao...lo...steadybompeepee ahhh.....

heheheh
" so hilarious, ad told me today in her school they commemorated some founder's day crap by releasing two pigeons. Initially, they were reluctant to fly out of the cage but eventually they did, after some coaxing. Then u know what happened?!? This crow swooped down from nowhere and grabbed one of the birds and carried it away to be eaten like some wildlife documentary live footage while the other got so spooked it flew direct and smashed itself right onto a wall and concussed right in front of the whole school and some girls burst out crying..."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Yes, very shocking indeed.

Black humour at its best... but... girls crying? Seriously?

I mean, cursing in swear words (be it Hokkien or English) at the sight of birds in combat, I can understand... but... crying?

How to survive in the real world like that?

Weak.

pfft.

-J Mason